Wordperfect Customer Support?

Actual dialogue of a former Wordperfect Customer Support Employee (CSE)



Customer Support Employee (CSE): May I help you?



Customer: Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.



CSE: What sort of trouble?



Customer: Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.



CSE: Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?



Customer: Nothing.



CSE: Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?



Customer: How do I tell?



CSE: Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?



Customer: What's a sea-prompt?



CSE: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?



Customer: There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.



CSE: Does your monitor have a power indicator?



Customer: What's a monitor?



CSE: It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?



Customer: I don't know.



CSE: Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?



Customer: Yes, I think so.



CSE: Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.



Customer: I can't. It's dark out here.



CSE: Dark?



Customer: There's a power outage.



CSE: A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in with?



Customer: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.



CSE: Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.



Customer: Really? Is it that bad?



CSE: Yes, I'm afraid it is.

Customer: Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?



CSE: Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.Wordperfect Customer Support?
hahahaha another eejit.Wordperfect Customer Support?
lol!
lol sassy cse lol star!
i like the way it ended. lol