Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tech Support Call ?

Tech Support Call


Got this in an e-mail. It proves that some people are still ';technologically impaired';. Supposedly a true story.





';Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?';


';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.';


';What sort of trouble?';


';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';


';Went away?';


';They disappeared.';


';Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?';


';Nothing.';


';Nothing?';


';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';


';Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?';


';How do I tell?';


';Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?';


';What's a sea-prompt?';


';Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?';


';There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.';


';Does your monitor have a power indicator?';


';What's a monitor?';


';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?';


';I don't know.';


';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?';


';Yes, I think so.';


';Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.';


';Yes, it is.';


';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?';


';No.';


';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';


';...Okay, here it is.';


';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';


';I can't reach.';


';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?';


';No.';


';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?';


';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark.';


';Dark?';


';Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.';


';Well, turn on the office light then.';


';I can't.';


';No? Why not?';


';Because there's a power outage.';


';A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?';


';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';


';Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';


';Really? Is it that bad?';


';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';


';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?';


';Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.';Tech Support Call ?
that was funny :)Tech Support Call ?
that's good. there is also the one about the cup holder being broke.
I heard they guy got fired for saying that.
hahahaha thats a good one!
hahaa that was funny





nice one
haha





lmao =D
haha thats funny
Great oldie!
omg, i hate people like that lol, nice one!
how did you tap into my phone call!!!..lol liked it...
I'm stupid, but not quite that bad lol.
haha


lol


that is very funny
He got me irritated
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  • Makes u Wonder yes ?????

    Customer Support: ';Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?';





    Caller: ';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.';





    CS: ';What sort of trouble?';





    C: ';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';





    CS: ';Went away?';





    C: ';They disappeared.';





    CS: ';Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?';





    C: ';Nothing.';





    CS: ';Nothing?';





    C: ';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';





    CS: ';Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?';





    C: ';How do I tell?';





    CS: ';Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?';





    C: ';What's a sea-prompt?';





    CS: ';Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?';





    C: ';There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type.';





    CS: ';Does your monitor have a power indicator?';





    C: ';What's a monitor?';





    CS: ';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?';





    C: ';I don't know.';





    CS: ';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?';





    C: ';Yes, I think so.';





    CS: ';Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.';





    C: ';.......Yes, it is.';





    CS: ';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?';





    C: ';No.';





    CS: ';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';





    C: ';.......Okay, here it is.';





    CS: ';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';





    ';I can't reach.';





    CS: ';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?';





    C: ';No.';





    CS: ';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?';





    C: ';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.';





    CS: ';Dark?';





    C: ';Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.';





    CS: ';Well, turn on the office light then.';





    C: ';I can't.';





    CS: ';No? Why not?';





    C: ';Because there's a power outage.';





    CS: ';A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?';





    C: ';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';





    CS: ';Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';





    C: ';Really? Is it that bad?';





    CS: ';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';





    C: ';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?';





    CS: ';Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.';Makes u Wonder yes ?????
    that was great thanks for the laugh!Makes u Wonder yes ?????
    phew! that was silly :)
    great response
    HAHA!
    HILARIOUS!! i luv it, thats a good one but if only i could memorize it....lol
    A power outage? They need to stay really far away from computers, I think someone else should return it for them. Scary!
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
    Nice that was good!
    Thanks for the joke.It's cute,
    Lol
    omg that is so mean!!!!
    lol all u really have to read is like the last 10 lines

    What is wrong with me? CRAZY? :(?

    I drink

    I smoke

    I kind of self harm



    I get sooo paranoid that it makes me so depressed I get into this totally deep depression and think (SUICIDE). Not even about doing it but more of calming myself cause knowing it's an option.



    When I'm in my room in the dark or something I'll imagine what if someone just ran up behind me or else I imagine shawdows moving and I get that sick feeling in your stomach and my heart races and I run and have to turn the light on.



    I feel soooo guilty when I eat. Last night I ate some toast my mom made me and cried while I ate it- I felt so bad.



    All the time I think about stuff- ALL THE TIME.



    I can't look in the mirror cause I feel sick and want to hurt myself because of how ugly I am. I hate myself so much I get so angry. I hate my voice, the way I am, the way I think, the way I can't cope, the way I can't be like anyone else.



    My teacher has a copy of a book I was involved in and she said she wouldn't show anyone- she changed her mind and now is, she said she wouldn't so I\d give her the book. I don't think she even knows how much I am freaking out. I know I'm going to like cry or get so red and then get all paranoid and go home and think how weird I am and then I'll want to hurt myself.



    Nobody knows or understands how I feel. My best friend thinks I'm a pysco and I annoy her so much.



    Suicide is on my mind the whole time, I don't know why.

    Help .. :(

    My dad has said I am fat, ugly, useless, called me a pri*k, a c*nt.. and everything else.

    My dad also once told me to kill myself and then told me how he wouldn't care. My 'Best friend' said she wished I was dead when she was drunk.

    She has also hurt me so much by sleeping with people I was going out with at the time, put me in dangerous situations and then treats me like sh*t and I still would do anything for her- I'm a fool I know but help me .. please



    It's breaking my heart just knowing that tomorrow I'm going to wake up and feel the same way. I hate myself like you wouldn't believe...What is wrong with me? CRAZY? :(?
    Just wear a bag over your head so nobody can see how useless you are.What is wrong with me? CRAZY? :(?
    okk so how old are you ?? !

    and i have alot of experience in this area

    and believe me i know what your going through and worse

    i can't exactly give you an answer to solve all of this out,, but i can help you along the way

    if you want to email me you can

    x
    Hey Sarah!! Don worry things will be alright. Everyone is Gifted. Do things that make u feel excited.Listen Music, Dance. Live life like their is no tomorrow. Just keep smiling. And u will feel very happy. I know its very hard to take things when your own people use such kind off an accent to you, Instead of understanding and being by your side.Just take things as it come. Dont back answer them. Let them start and let them only finish it. Or may be if its with your friends, Just ask them straight what is the problem for them with you?? If you think it is genuine, try changing, if not, then just quit being with them.You can stay alone.Be independent.Go for shopping alone , enjoy it!! Go for dinner or lunch alone!! Enjoy your food!! Let the beauty come from inside you!!Use a wow Perfume!!!Love Yourself first!! Get early in the morning! Put on ur your favourite music. Start doing some dance workouts at home, which makes u feel like your dancing but not actually doing some excersice. after working out just have a shower. Comb your hair well!! Dress yourself!! Say to yourself that you are beautiful!! Make yourself feel you look beautiful.Put on a nail color.Use a gloss for your lips, Just love yourself.Admire yourself.Give a damn to anyone who hurts you. and live your life.You will Just feel great. Don do **** things like Sucide and all that. They are of no use. Its very bad. Instead of killing yourself. Enjoy the life you want to live.. Its all Your s . Something You won forever , is just your Life!! Hope i was of some help!! You can be my friend! if u still feel lonely and so desolated. mail me at anija12@yahoo.com.



    Goodluck ! I wish you all the best :)

    Please Smile!! And it is all their!! The Happiness!!
    I'm sorry to hear what your going through.... you shouldn't feel guilty when you eat ..... i'm thinking you might feel guilty because your dad has called you fat... but the truth is you shouldn't listen to someone like that or take any notice of what they say..... i know he is your dad but he shouldn't really say stuff like that to you...... so just ignore what he says because his talking Sh*t........your Friend shouldn't think your a pysco because your going through a rough patch in your life and she should be there to support you..... and i'm sure that your dad didn't mean what he said about him not caring if your dead......your not a fool... your a really nice person who would do anything for and it's a shame she couldn't do the same for you....... i'm not going to say i feel the same way as you but i can relate to as i suffer from severe depression and harm myself everyday...... but if you want to talk to someone you can talk to me because i know what your going through and hopefully be able to help you......:)



    Hope this helped.... :)
    what is paramount is to choose your healing route------ carefully-- be really aware that the druggs/meds treatment for this can be horrendous and you can go on for years with no improvement and massive damaging detrimental side effects from meds . Do read this very carefully and try and understand the principles behind what is being said .

    Evaluate all of this info well 鈥搕his info will save you years of suffering ---years if you apply it ..

    All treatment recommended by the doctors should be tested and approved and quite rightly so.

    That makes sense right .it costs millions to test and approve treatments because of the possible damage to people..

    Drug companies Fund most research and will only and I mean only look at treatments, which show the promise of good deal of a profit, --they will actively dismiss any therapy which does not have profit potential鈥?thus your doctor will only recommend therapies with profit potential in them.

    Despite The fact that some of these other therapies mentioned do have overwhelming benefits some, which have saved needless amputations, needless pain and trauma, and much loss of life. Drugs are not the answer for depression with mind altering chemicals or any other mental illness. This is a fundamental principle and unless you grasp this fully 鈥搚ou could /will have years of suffering ahead of you .

    This does not help you though when you are ill and suffering鈥攏ot hearing about therapies which can help from a person you look up to and trust Have you heard your local doctor recommend, Massage Spiritual healing, Herbs, Light therapy,Colour therapy,the violet ray therapy, Osteopathy, Electrical Frequency devices.

    These therapies will work for many complaints of a so called mental nature

    we have thousands of testimonials and results showing years of successful applications

    Do this and I will guarantee improvements to you inside a day its that simple, of course getting these things in place can be much harder. Each therapy can have a very beneficial influence on you.

    Print this all off save it and enact it and share it --- of course someone to help you get these therapies in your life is invaluable but do not be swayed by them trying for short cuts 鈥?

    1,get someone to massage your back and legs at least 3 times a week use peanut oil or a mix of 50-50 olive and peanut oil.

    2 use the violet ray machine an Edgar Cayce device google search this --- 3 times a week on the other days especially on the spine鈥?we use it every day with very positive results

    3.get a tent sleep out side 3times a week utilising earth energy - nature can help big time especially with how you feel how much energy you have

    4 study and apply good nutrition-- adequate minerals all of them particularly calcium and magnesium iron essential fatty acids omega 3 6 9 protein etc

    5 ensure your thyroid is working well

    7 ensure you do at least I hr per day some kind of voluntary work when you are able..the reasons you are ill , or poor or have allsorts of bad things happen to you is because of karma -----usually from past lives but some from this one 鈥搗oluntary work will offset your mistakes--- how much it offsets well that is down to god and how much you do. Healing us is in direct proportion to the help we give others ie your healing comes with helping others achieve theirs so if people are doing very little in helping others ---they suffer more and longer...and if they are doing a lot they get well faster....so now you know what to do ,,and like a lot of us are already doing being of service.

    8 be amongst people who are giving, friendly who have time for you who love you , choose your friends well

    9 be or get to a place which personally love or like

    10 get and do some work which you like or love

    11 ensure you do no acts which hurt or inflict on anyone 鈥揹on鈥檛 want to add to your karma do we !!!

    12 spiritual healing yes and reiki -.

    13think good positive thoughts, laughter, look at comedy, play good uplifting music,

    14 avoid at all costs exposure to violence, murders, suffering ,death ,tragedies, -feed upon good things uplifting things, things that feel like a breath of fresh air..

    15 Positive affirmation- that right programme your self in the mirror , thoughts are things words are things actions are things , all have influence, few people realise these things can have an effect on themselves .

    16 a detox ------ toxins can influence how you feel big time

    17 hugs get plenty of them in your daily life you would be amazed at how people feel after a few decent hugs鈥?

    18 loads of exercise running walking climbing but something which you enjoy

    19 rid yourselves of all aspartame laden foods and drink and many additives get back to a wholesome organic diet diet

    A total cure however is tied up with karma so you can imagine just how important is the voluntary work.

    What do you think? funny?

    If you can't laugh about this you need help.... This is a supposedly a true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for ';termination without cause';. This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal :





    ';Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?';





    ';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect.';





    ';What sort of trouble?';





    ';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';





    ';Went away?';





    ';They disappeared.';





    ';Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?';





    ';Nothing.';





    ';Nothing?';





    ';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';





    ';Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?';





    ';How do I tell?';





    ';Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?';





    ';What's a sea-prompt?';





    ';Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?';





    ';There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!';





    ';Does your monitor have a power indicator?';





    ';What's a monitor?';





    ';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.





    ';Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?';





    ';I don't know.';





    ';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?';





    ';Yes, I think so.';





    ';Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.';





    ';.......Yes, it is.';





    ';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?';





    ';No.';





    ';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';





    ';Okay, here it is.';





    ';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';





    ';I can't reach.';





    ';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?';





    ';No.';





    ';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?';





    ';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark.';





    ';Dark?';





    ';Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.';





    ';Well, turn on the office light then.';





    ';I can't.';





    ';No? Why not?';





    ';Because there's a power outage.';





    ';A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?';





    ';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';





    ';Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';





    ';Really? Is it that bad?';





    ';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';





    ';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?';





    ';Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.';What do you think? funny?
    TINK.......





    Where do you get them from? You are gooooooood, Tink.





    Hope to hear more from you...What do you think? funny?
    not at all.......credit where it is due.








    Pitss9 x

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    That's brilliant!!!
    Excellent. Will use that one at the pub later. Ta.
    Super!!
    made up
    That was great! Thanks for the joke! :)
    haha that made my day
    Haha.... yeah I've read that a few times already but it's still funny. If I had that job I'd get fired within like an hour. People are stupid.
    LMAO priceless
    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was running it under ';Windows.'; The woman responded, ';No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine.';





    A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it ';couldn't find printer';. The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but that his computer still couldn't ';see'; the printer.


    What a scary world we live in LMAO
    Hey! That was me! :o)
    Yes!funny but by the time i got to the bottom i was crossed eyed
    Is this a real transcript you're passing on, or something you made up?





    If it's something you found-- good find. Funny. People are so stupid sometimes it makes me cry. So by funny I think I mean sad. Horribly, profoundly, stomach-twistingly sad.





    If it's something you made up-- GOOD JOB!! Very well constructed, and I like the realism of tech support having him find the cables and all. It led up very well to him mentioning the power outage, yet I didn't see it coming at all!! Skillfully done!
    I thought that was amazing. LOL
    Man, all that for one little punch line? Oh well, still funny.
    funny! the funniest one ive heard so far
    Can't blame her if she loses her cool.
    Haha lol! was he blonde?
    Good
    liked it? Try these:





    http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/help-de鈥?/a>





    http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/help-de鈥?/a>





    http://www.tomax7.com/aplus/user-tales.h鈥?/a>





    http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=13鈥?/a>
    that took me 4eva to read, but it was quite funny
    HI TINK THE GUY MUST BE BLONDE DEFINITELY 10/10 Aberdeenshire
    Very, very good. 9/10.
    ....Must....Resist....UUUURGE...... Ah, to hell with that. WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAAhAHAHAHAHA!鈥?That was so friggin' funny! I haven't heard that one before! You've really told some good jokes today, Tink! Maybe I should try my Mary school joke! XD
    not at all amusing
    Classic, I didnt think it would end like that at all. lol.
    I did what I was told but they would not give me any refund !
    ok
    i like this haha. 10/ 10
    Very gud, keep em cumin, star 4 u
    Funny indeed!

    How do you find your sole mate i think after 14 yrs of knowing a person you should know by now well ! lets see

    well we known each other for 14 yrs ,thats how old our son is also who was put up for adoption due to the farther was not ready but thats not why im asking the question we still remain in each others life off and on through out the yrs, always make plans to be there for each other ,now we are grown and still go throught the same stuff ,a few days ago we were about to move in together mind you that he have a good job take care fo all of my other kids but he cant seem to hold on to his own place, thats not a problem for me i have a house and know have keys to what suppose to be our new house i call him for the key so he can come and go as he please , all he got to say to me is baby i;ve been bunned up all weekend that mean laid up with a woman,so i never told him that what i was calling to tell him i just say he stuck his foot up his own a$$ i chuckaled a little but had to think is he really my sole mate maybe not ,when i was joking saying i may be pregnat i saw the same scared boy lolHow do you find your sole mate i think after 14 yrs of knowing a person you should know by now well ! lets see
    I would say that if you enjoy the same here or there lifestyle as him that maybe you are soulmates. Or, it may be that the come and go is a convenience that you and he have established so that you don't ever have to move too far forward and can always land back in the past where things are not stable, but you have no risk because you know he will screw up, he will not take responsibility, and you do not expect to be loved and cherished. Sometimes that is easier than putting yourself forward in a new and different relationship where you are in the unknown. You don't know if this new man is reliable, responsible or if his feelings are genuine, if he will cheat or leave you high and dry. These fears can be enormous in the beginning of a relationship and while it is growing. They ease with love and care shown towards you into certainty if always you are fair but don't compromise on how you are being respected or treated. You first have to know how you would like to be treated and what you will and will not tolerate in a mate. This way you don't start out with someone who is in no way right for you.



    I hope that your fella is using condoms, I would be concerned about his bunning up... and what consequences it could bring into your future.



    It sounds to me that you have been responsible and have taken care of you and your children, and unless he is all that you could hope for, then I wish and hope much, much more care and respect for you. I say go for better.... trade him in and find a deluxe model soul mate ... All the best to you...

    Damn bank account joke and others hope u like.?

    A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, ';I want to open a damn checking account.';

    To which the astonished woman replies, ';I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?';

    ';Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!';

    ';I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.';

    With that the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. The both return and the manager asks the old geezer, ';What seems to be the problem here?';

    ';There's no damn problem';, the man says, ';I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!';

    ';I see';, says the manager, ';and this ***** is giving you a hard time?';









    Word Perfect Helpline



    This is a apparently true story form the Word Perfect Helpline:-

    Needless to say the helpdesk employee was fired; however, he/she is apparently suing the Word Perfect Organisation for :Termination without cause!!



    (o=helpdesk operator; c=client)

    o: Ridge Hall computer assistant, may I help you?

    c: Yes, well, I鈥檓 having trouble with Wordperfect

    o: What sort of trouble?

    c: Well I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words just went away.

    o: Went away?

    c: They disappeared.

    o: Hmm, so what does your screen look like now?

    c: Nothing

    o: Nothing?

    c: Its blank, and it won鈥檛 accept anything when I type.

    o: Are you still in wordperfect or did you get out?

    c: How do I tell

    o: Can you see the C prompt on the screen?

    c: What is a sea-prompt?

    o: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?

    c: There isn鈥檛 any cursor, I told you, it won鈥檛 accept anything I type.

    o: Does your monitor have a power indicator?

    c: What is a monitor?

    o: The thing with the screen on that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it on?

    c: I don鈥檛 know

    o: Well, look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it, can you see that?

    c: Yes I think so

    o: Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if its plugged into the wall.

    c: ..........Yes it is

    o: When you were behind the monitor did you notice there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?

    c: No

    o: Well, there are. I need you to look back there agaian and find the other cable

    c: ..........Okay here it is

    o: Follow it for me, and tell me if its plugged securely into the back of your computer.

    c: I cant reach

    o: Uh huh. Well can you see if it is?

    c: No

    o: Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?

    c: Oh its not because I dont have the rihgt angle - its because its dark

    o: Dark?

    c: Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window

    o: Well turn the office light on then

    c: I can鈥檛

    o: No? Why not?

    c: Because there is a power outage

    o: A power ... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we鈥檝e got it licked now.

    Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?

    c: Well, yes. I keep them in the closet

    o: Good. Go get them, unplug your machine and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you got it from

    c: Really, is it that bad

    o: Yes, Im afraid it is

    c: Well alright then, I suppose. What do I tell them?

    o: Tell them you are too ****ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!!!!Damn bank account joke and others hope u like.?
    thanx so much u lightened up my dayDamn bank account joke and others hope u like.?
    HAHA funny funny funny
    That was a damn good joke !
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    Thanks so much for the morning laugh, I needed it!

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    My wedding is in 7 days and ive got lots of things on my mind!?

    okay my mind is going crazy and i feel like i'm confusing myself! so i just need ask some questions so i can get your opinions.


    1) we are moving out of his parents house and into our new apartment 3 days before the wedding...How do we pack?where do i start? we want to move only essentials





    2) I have 15 people who still havent RSVP'd and i have to send the check for the caterer Mon. (i called all of them but no straight answers) Should i order extra food if they show up? like 15 plates worth? (its buffet style)





    3) we are having our carpet professionally cleaned in our apartment how long does it take to dry? same with paint...





    4) during my bridal shower i served everyone drinks and tried to keep them happy (didnt get to enjoy it) how do i avoid this during the wedding without looking like a brat?





    im sorry about all the questions but i feel like my mind is going crazy thinking of all this stuff!! if you could just help me with just one of them that would great! thanks a lot!My wedding is in 7 days and ive got lots of things on my mind!?
    Pack clothes, bathroom neccessities, bedding, pots %26amp; pans, food





    Buffet style, I would only put down 10 extra. I wouldn't do them all, if they didn't give you a straight answer, I doubt they're going to show up.





    Carpet takes about a day to dry, paint isn't as long, but it's going to smell.





    Why were you the one serving drinks at your shower? That's whoever hosted it for you's job. You should have had fun and been the center of attention there, not playing hostess for your own party.





    Do not get anybody drinks at your wedding! They can get their own. You and hubby can greet people at the door as they walk in, or wait until they're seated then walk around and say hi, thanks for coming. That's all your required to do. You won't look like a brat, it's your wedding, people should be doting on you, not the other way around.





    Tips





    Make sure you eat before the wedding. We stopped at Subway after getting our hair done and just relaxed for a while.


    Take plenty of water, those brides dresses get hot, you need to make sure you're hydrated, you don't want to faint.


    Take extra bobby pins, in case your hair needs a fix.


    Lip gloss/stick, kleenex, lotion, different shoes for the dance, deodorant-you don't know how hot you'll get after the wedding or dancing


    Have fun and relax, it's your special day!!


    Congratulations!My wedding is in 7 days and ive got lots of things on my mind!?
    1) get some boxes and put the stuff in them; put them in the car/truck and take them to your new apartment





    2) I wouldn't order 15 people's worth of food extra...go with what you have already; there will be some people that RSVP'd they would be there that won't be there.....





    3) Paint takes 3-4 hours; carpet will take 6-8 to completely dry





    4) you don't serve anything on your wedding day, your guests will take care of themselves and will serve you.....





    RELAX
    OK - Relax! Everything will be fine. I promise!!!








    1 - Just take your clothing, bedding, bathroom supplies, and coffee pot. You can order out for a few days till you get everything organized, and get over the wedding things.





    2 - Don't order for 15 more people. I'd call them again, and tell then you have to have an answer for the caterer. Then I'd tell the caterer your number, plus 5 - 7. You'll probably still have extra food because some who RSVPed won't be able to make it last minute, but you also don't want to run out of food.





    3 - Paint and Rugs take between 24 and 48 hours to fully dry - depending on the humidity and temperature.





    4 - It's your day, don't worry about looking like a 'brat'. Let people wait on you! It's probably the one and only chance you'll ever get to be fully pampered, so sit back, and enjoy it!





    Good luck, and Congratulations! Everything will work out!
    Wow! Your mind really is a whirl!





    First off, congratulations on your upcoming wedding! Now, take a deep breath and let's address your questions one at a time:





    1) If you're not sure what to pack, make a list of what you will absolutely need (towels, sheets, toiletries, clothes). If possible, pack up the non-essentials (say Christmas decorations) into boxes and move them to the side. That way you can pick them up later. Just pick a place and start, there's no specific way to go about it. Pack delicate things by insulating them with towels, newspaper, etc.





    2) Try calling those 15 back and ask them, politely, for a straight answer. Tell them you need to give the caterer a count, and you wouldn't want to run out of food because you didn't know they were coming.





    3) The carpet drying usually depends on the process they use. If they use a chemical solution, it can be as short as a few hours. Water solution, perhaps a full day. You can help this by having the windows partially open or ceiling fans on (if you have them) to circulate the air.





    4) Your wedding is your day. You are not expected to do anything but look radiant, enjoy your wedding, and mingle with your guests. You won't look like a ';brat';. If need be, designate someone to this task.





    Hope that helped. Good luck!
    Take a breath, everything will be fine.


    1.decorations and least used items you pack first, Make sure you label your boxes, like kitchen, bedroom, making sure to pack several changes of clothes an bathroom things last.


    2.Nope, if you are past your RSVP date, don't waste your money.


    3. I would give 2 days drying and airing out time.


    4. If have not hired serving people then talk to your friends and or bride maids an let them know what you would like done, other than that, try to make sure everything is self serve.
    Aww you poor thing. It's ok, just calm down.





    1) You need to define what ';essentials'; are. Walk around your house looking at your belongs and decide whether or not you can live with out that. Make a list. I would move the bed on the last day, so you can still sleep at home before you move. It's overwhelming when you don't know where to start... but once you actually get started, it's not bad at all.





    2) Try calling them again. Tell them that you NEED a straight answer because you need to order food for them. If they still don't give a straight answer, politely say that your deadline is Sunday, and if you don't hear from them by then you are going to have to assume that they won't be there.





    3) You can ask the carpet cleaner how long it will take to dry. It should only take a couple hours I would think. Paint, not even that long... but the fumes for a few hours afterwards might be hard to tolerate.





    4) Your bridal shower is going to have to suck it up and respect that this is YOUR day. If you notice any of them bickering before or during the wedding, calmly pull them aside and say, ';I'm sorry that you had a bad time, but this is my big day and I would really appreciate it if you could keep your thoughts to yourself until this is over.'; That's not bratty - that's assertive.





    You'll be fine!
    1) just go to the store and take some boxes (alot cheaper) and just go through everything that you think you might need and pack it if it comes out you don't need it then you can throw it away.





    2) just order the extra because you know you'd feel bad if they did show up and they didn't have any food.. plus you can take the left overs home and eat them so then you won't have to worry about cooking while you are unpacking all your stuff and getting arranged in your new house...





    3) i always got told its best to wait a day on both.. so I'd wait a day before i moved in all my stuff into the new apartment better to be safe than sorry....





    4) tell them you will only buy up to a limit because lets not forget you are paying for a wedding and those ain't cheap so they can bring some money with them or they won't have any more to drink after your limit....





    hope these help you... good luck and have fun at your wedding just don't get to stressed out!!
    1. Pack kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. Although, you are moving in a couple days and you haven't packed yet? Then just bring clothes, bedding and bathroom stuff for now. you can't expect to have yourself fully moved that quickly and that close to the wedding.


    2. Don't order food for the people who couldn't give you a definite yes or no. You will have people that RSVP'd yes and will not come. If it makes you feel better and you are worried about having enough food, order for 5 more people, not 15.


    3. Typically, when carpet is professionally cleaned it is dry to the touch in a couple hours, but they recommend waiting 24 hours before placing furniture. You can move things in a newly painted room in a few hours. Just be careful next to the wall, it will scuff really easily at first.


    4. It's your wedding, no one should expect you to play host and get them things. If at all possible, could you get someone to come at do that stuff? When I was younger, 13/14, my aunt hired me and another cousin to be ';servers.'; We walked around and picked up empties, refilled bowls, plates, etc. She paid us like 20 bucks each (this was 20 years ago), but we were thrilled to do it.





    Just breathe, relax and enjoy this day.





    Good luck!
    1. Think about the basic stuff that you need when you get up in the morning - toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner/soap, razor, hairbrush, hairdryer, hairspray, clothes, jacket, sweater...then think about all of the things that you definitely use throughout the day bowls, plates,silverware, pots, pans, etc. Just try go through your whole day in your mind and figure out what you need.


    2. Try giving those people a call one more time today. If they still haven't responded, then call the caterer and explain the situation. They handle these types of situations all the time, so they will know how to handle it.


    3. Call the carpet clearning service and ask them. Sometimes people use different supplies/equipment so the drying time will vary. As for the paint, I would say it's best to give it a day since you do not want to breath iin all those fumes. I know those fumes usually make me dizzy.


    4. I understand that you want to make everyone happy - but that is what the catering staff will be there for. As for your bridal shower - where was your MOH and the rest of your bridal party? They should have really taken the reins on helping you out with the drinks, etc. Maybe you can just have a talk with them before the day of the wedding and ask them to be social with some of the guests.


    I know how you are feeling. I was trying to move out of my house into the apartment a few weeks before hand. Everything seems really crazied right now. Just keep all of the stuff for the wedding organized and in a separate box away from the rest of the stuff - this way you can stay organized, won't lose anything and have to scramble at the last minute.


    Just know that everything will come together - and if you forget to pack something, it isn't the end of the world.


    The only advice I can give you is that this day is going to just fly by, so take the time to enjoy your beautiful day with your husband. The day is about the two of you...and your guests should understand that. I know I felt like I didn't get to talk to everyone for as long as I wanted to the day of the wedding - but everyone understands that it is your day. Just enjoy it!


    Whenever you start to feel panicked just think about putting on your gown that morning. Thinking about waiting to walk down the aisle all dressed up and looking beautiful...think about how your husbands eyes are going to pop out of his head when he sees you coming towards him. That thought will put you at ease...and if all else fails, drink a glass of wine :)


    Don't worry - it will all come together...
    As a military wife, I 've moved many times. Pack a suitcase with everything you will need in the first 24 hours... tooth brushes, bath soap, shampoo, wash cloths, your make up %26amp; lotions, night clothes, underwear, fresh change of clothing, etc.





    Your wedding day will be all about you. The last thing on my mind was food. My mother in law brought me a plate from the buffet but I barely touched it.
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    ok so on myspace i was talkin about how obama is my hero and all and then this stupid ***** messaged me



    heres what she said:





    On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 1:10 am, Sara wrote:

    %26gt;i did watch the debate and palin was talking to the ****** country and not to some asshole beside her. she did way better and she knew what she was talking about. it was obvious. and who cares if mccain is older....doesnt mean he cant run a country. im not hearing stuff, i know stuff and im posotive obama is gonna ****** make up to those terrorists. he already has and that makes a bad impression on america.

    how you can explain that obama can run america but he cant pledge to the american flag with his hand on his heart.

    at least palin appriciates her country and is proud to be a ****** american!





    ----------------- Original Message -----------------

    From: OBAMA/BIDEN 08

    Date: Oct 18, 2008 7:21 PM





    dude get your facts straight ***** and stop listening to the rumors they're all lies. at least obamas nothing like mccain. hes a senile old fart. he does nothing but lie and lie. if he got a penny for each lie he told he'd be a ******* zillionare. i'm guessing you didn't watch the vp debate if you did then you must be ******* blind because sarah palin made a fool of herself. she was the master of nonanswer. joe biden kicked her *** hands down. sarah palin acted as if she were in a beauty pageant, with all that winking and smiling. wink wink* you betcha! wink wink* maverick! winks some more* doggone it! if mccain wins and then dies a few months later america is going to be in the hands of that alaskan slut. ***** can't even run a family so how the hell do you expect her to run this country.



    ----------------- Original Message -----------------

    From: Sara

    Date: Oct 18, 2008 9:19 PM





    psh...if obama wins, were all ******.

    he's a ****** arab who's friends with the terrorists and is gonna kill everyone in america if he wins.

    he cant even put his ****** hand on his heart for the pledge and he thinks he can run america.

    are you ****** out of your mind.

    go **** yourself.

    you should all move to canada because your making america look bad.

    your an embarrisment and all you are is hypicrits

    you wanna talk about it? go ahead cause im right





    so who do you agree with? who do you support obama or mccainWho do you agree with?
    I support Obama but I think you should stop surrounding yourself with un-informed ';out of touch'; individualsWho do you agree with?
    McCain



    But I wouldn't chat there if I were you.
    I know you are not going to liker my answer, but here goes. I support McCain because Obama would be disastrous to this economy. You do not raise taxes in times like these and if you are able to read his web site, you will find what I am saying is true.

    Remarkable how many fall for extremists, and radical ideologies.........
    I am a school teacher with classes of kids who are of voting age. They chant ';Obama, Obama'; as they are bouncing around. I ask them what do you know about this man. No one could tell me anything about him except that he is black, other said what does it matter? I am still trying to find out what qualifies him to run this country. Please contact this person and get him to explain what makes Obama a hero.

    I am for McCain. I would find another blog
    if ....and ....if.....and ....if.......hilary clinton wake up and start move

    ....... the balance toward obama will increase ,specialy after colin bowl last stetment today .

    My hamster died yesterday, can anyone PLEASE help tell me why?

    I had a calico hamster, Kali, and she died last night. We really loved her and I just want to know a possible explanation to have some closure so any help is much appreciated.



    When we got her from the pet store, we weren't sure of how old she was, she seemed like the biggest one there and she was very tame, which makes me think maybe it was old age and she might've had past owners, at first we thought she was just very loving. We have two dwarf hamsters and they're a little aggressive, but when you reached in the cage for Kali, she never minded your hand, and she was even excited enough to just crawl out of her cage towards us.



    Yesterday morning we pulled her out and she sat with us very calmly, but she seemed pretty normal, just figured she was tired because it was the morning. in the afternoon, I went to feed her, and usually she runs downstairs (she had a top compartment) quickly and gobbles up the food and takes it upstairs. I didn't really think anything of it when she didn't come down quickly. then a few hours later we went back to check on her, and she was curled up into a ball next to her food, I thought she was dead. so we pulled her out and she was still alive but VERY limp, like her back legs weren't working, or half her body wasn't working right, Idk. she was trying to move but her eyes wouldn't open, so we thought maybe she is dehydrated (her bottle was empty), and didn't know what to do so we rinsed her off with lukewarm water and then dried her with a towel, wrapped her in the towel and held her. she seemed a tiny bit better, tried moving and stuff... we sat with her for about an hour and gave her some water with her bottle, she opened her mouth and she did swallow and then she opened her eyes finally (just a little) and tried crawling forward. it was more like she was dragging herself and trying to lay on her side but we kept putting her on her stomach because we wanted her to be able to breath well. she suffered for hours (probably five?) sitting next to us, we had our eye on her hoping she would get better.....



    I called where I got her from but they didn't know very much. I called the vet (it was too expensive for us to take her in so I just asked them for advice) and they couldn't really tell me much either. I posted a question on here and people tried to help but the answer was mostly that she was going to die. at one point in the evening, she started to go through like seizures, she would throw her head back (towards the sky) and open her mouth and start screeching :( she was in so much pain but we didn't know what we could do..... eventually she just became very stiff, so she was dead.



    I just want to know what might have caused this, maybe I can prevent it next time, or at least have some peace of mind. like I said, Idk how old she was to begin with. I didn't change any of her diet, I took care of her, it was the same food and we played with her often. it has been cold lately in our house because the Winter is coming, Idk if that is a factor. she had a top bunk in her cage, and she liked to sleep, poop and eat in there, and she had shredded newspaper, Idk if she ate newspaper that was bad (urinated on??) or if she couldn't breathe with all of it in there, I did my best to keep up with cleaning to avoid diesease.... please let me know anything if you can help, Thanks.My hamster died yesterday, can anyone PLEASE help tell me why?
    oh Honey. sorry to here that. but it sounds like she got her food the food was dry and when you have pets like that they are always shoving food in their mouths and they must always have water close. if i was to say she chocked on the food and there was no water to wetting the food sorryMy hamster died yesterday, can anyone PLEASE help tell me why?
    I think you should use like wood straps , instead of newspaper, it could have poisoned her.
    it didn't like you.... lol!!
    i dont know?
    Just a few days ago, one of my hamsters died in the same way yours did (seizures, etc.), and it was because she had been thrown.

    Maybe your hamster fell off her top part of her cage, or was dropped accidentally by someone.

    It is also possible that she was dehydrated.

    I'm sorry for your loss ='[
    Im sorry for your loss i hate it when my hammies die :'(

    You always feel just that little bit guilty which is just human nature.She could have been dehydrated, been ill (cancer,diabetes,tumor,poisoning, wet tail or abscesses) most of these don't have any or no symptoms at all and if the hamster is quite old then most people mistake the symptoms for old age. Your hamster could of died from old age but most hamsters that die from old age just sleep away and hamster died in a horribly stressful way (poor little thing)!! Also your hamster could have fell off of the top level of her cage and got internal bleeding or it could have choked on a bit of food wedged in her throat or stuck in her pouch. I feel sorry for you no one likes it when a hammie or any pet for that matter dies...

    Bury her and make a cross out of lollipop sticks in her memory in your garden and plant some flowers in her remembrance.

    This should ease your pain



    Hope this helped

    Amy :)
    I am so sorry! It sounds like maybe she was just old or perhaps she was sick... Did she fall or hit herself anywhere? Because I had a parakeet and it hit the lamp and fell on the radiator and died from internal bleeding. It was horrible...I really loved him! Anyway before he died he acted very much like your hamster did. It might have been internal bleeding. Either way I'm still very sorry! I'm a huge animal lover and have like five pets. One of them is a guinea pig and I don't know what I'm gonna do when she dies, I love her so much...Anyway I hope I helped...
    hamsters don't have a very long life expectancy its only 2-5 years that could be why i don't think cold temperature would be a factor because i had 2 dwarf hamsters about a year ago and we had to live with no heat for while through winter and we kept a towel or blanket over their cages but they lasted through it so more than likely it was old age
    my hamster was also the same.. do you think you overfed it?? or maybe it was just old age.. she could also be sick at that time..



    they shred newspapers all the time.. my hamster does that too.. i think they use it to warm themselves.. ???
    I know the feeling ! I had a dwarf hamster named Tink and she dies pretty much the soame way and all about a year after i got her ! I felt horrible because i thought i had done something wrong !! I dont really know what happened either ! All I do know is that pet stores arent always honest and we have know idea what they do when it comes to saleing them. The guy who helped mw pick a hamster said it woul live for four years but she barely made one year ! Im so sorry ! I took a little rectangle white box, but some of her shredded bedding, cut a little blanket out of some old fabric and layered her in the book underneath the blanket. Then we put a flower next to her and put me and my younger sibling but little notes inside with her. We buried her in our yard with our rabbit. I hate it when you dont know what happened and you feel guilty ! Tink loved to be petted and she loved to run around out side her cage ! She was so funny ! She would lick our fingers through the cage and then bit my sister's finger ! I miss her !

    My friend told me not to see the movie Paranormal Activities (when it comes out). Is this movie haunted?

    She emailed me this from some blogger site. Has anyone else heard anything about this? I love horror films, but I have to admit I am a little frightened of ghost and stuff.





    ((...imagine a scary movie that scares you so bad that a little post TV watching will not get it off your mind, all the covers in the world can't shield and protect you, and forget about daylight... Imagine a scary movie that makes you want to move out of your house! -I should have just wrote this warning in the first sentence, but I wanted to build up to the warning, to make you think. To make you believe. To let you believe! The new scary movie is called ';PARANORMAL ACTIVITY'; Beware of this movie! Please. I warned you. Please, read on.





    Okay, okay, now read carefully. This super low budget ';Blair Witch...'; type movie came out Friday September 25, 2009. And like Blair Witch it only had a few screenings (16 different cities, to be exact). But unlike Blair Witch... there is a twist. No not a twist within the movie. Ah, how can I explain this. Ok. -google the movie ';Paranormal Activity'; to see the trailer and more info. In the trailer they show an audience reaction to the screening of the movie and man do they look terrified. But this isn't the original trailer that was released a few weeks ago. It was changed. If YOU saw the original trailer (which is very similar to the one on the site now) you would have saw several spirits hanging around the audience members. Some are unclear, but one entity stands out. It's a tall dark man spirit that sort of stares at the camera as if it knows we are watching... eerie. I know, I know, you think it's just a promotional gimmick, but there's more. Keep reading!


    On the website it has all kinds of information on the movie, though the info is vague no one seems to question the director or the actors. True, some of the producers drop big movie names and etc. But come on read between the lines! Okay, I'm getting off topic. Let's just say a friend of a friend saw the original trailer and thought it was a clever promotional gimmick, being a lover of horror films, this friend researched more and dug deeper... This friend found something wrong! If you go onto the website at the top of the site there is a yellow box titled ';Demand It';. When you click on it, it takes you to another website. This is a legit website, it's a way to promote events in your area, through way of petition. Anyway you go on this site, you find your city, you click on it, and then your city is in the running to have ';Paranormal Activity'; played at major theaters there. Come on! This movie has already gotten major positive reviews, even with it's few screenings. So, give it a couple of months it will be in major theaters, in major cities anyway... So why use the petition?? Yeh, this is what my friend of a friend thought, so he/she researched on, and even teamed up with someone who dabbles with computers (if ya know what I mean). And together they found some hidden links in the petition website (though it is a legit website), when questioned this website didn't appear to know about the hidden links. They even did there own search and found nothing. Yesterday friends of friends checked the site again and the hidden links were there. But when checked only a few hours ago the links were there. It appears they seem to come and go in a timely fashion, but certain computers can only find certain links, and... I'm blabbing. The site needs to maintain the hidden links because the ';Paranormal Activity'; petition is linked to a contract. What? Yes, and this contract says that the residents of certain cities agrees to have paranormal activity released in a theater near them. If you noticed I did not put paranormal activity in capital letters or quotation marks! That's because when you click on this petition you also have signed a contract giving X,Y, and Z permission to release (again) paranormal activity (AKA ghost, poltergist, spirits, etc.) into your local theater. Okay, okay so these ';people'; will go to your theater with their paranormal tools and have seances, and such... and release ghost in the theaters.





    But how and why? It's all in the contracts. Don't worry you're safe by reading this, you're safe by watching the trailer, and you're even safe by signing the petition. JUST DON'T GO TO A THEATER TO VIEW THIS MOVIE! There will be ';something'; with you watching. Ha, you think this is funny, or maybe you think this adds excitement to your horror movie experience. But wait! There was an incident is a city after the September 25th viewing of this film. A friend of a friend knew this girl that saw the movie and when she went home that night she had similar experiences as the actress in the film. And she just called this friend this morning to say freaky things have been happening even now. It's been two days since she viewed the movie, maybe it's just all in her head. ?





    Someone (maybe the director and/or the actors)?(pure speculation of coursMy friend told me not to see the movie Paranormal Activities (when it comes out). Is this movie haunted?
    Hi there. I think what's happening with the people who have viewed the movie and have ';experienced'; paranormal phenomena when they go home similar to that in the movie is actually a product of not only the hype but the excitement of the movie. Have you ever noticed how sometimes when you see something happen in a movie, you notice how it could easily happen in real life? This is simply an example of that. The person has watched the movie, and now everything that they are experiencing is going to gain the label ';paranormal';. 99.9% of the time, the activity they are experiencing is due to perfectly normal causes. While it may not be all in her head what she's experiencing, she's more likely to attribute ordinary activity to paranormal causes after watching such a movie.





    To those who want to see the movie, I say enjoy! I heard it is a really good film, but the movie has yet to come to my area for me to judge that myself.My friend told me not to see the movie Paranormal Activities (when it comes out). Is this movie haunted?
    Dang... this publicity scheme gets better and better!


    What's the blog? links?





    This is hooey..


    They hope people will go see the movie after reading this stuff because:


    a) they want to prove it's a publicity scheme


    b) they want to prove nothing's going to happen


    c) they hope something will happen


    d) they think if they don't go see it now, their friends will think they're afraid.





    I'd planned to see it a LONG time ago when Ryan Buell blogged about it on his MySpace.


    It's a fun addition to the movie though.
    Back in my day, movies like ';The Tingler'; would say they would have a nurse on duty at the theater. In case of hysteria or heart attacks.


    Typically, the movie would not live up to the hype.


    Hopefully this flick will. I do love a good ghost tale.
    You guys just need to go to church more often and get blessed by the spirit of the Lord. Whoever does not believe in the lord, will probably end up feeling like ';something ELSE'; is watching them.....





    Just my ';realistic'; opinion.


    Good luck!
    Obviously the movie isn't haunted, this is either part of the publicity stunt to get you to see a nasty low budget movie or (more likely judging from the way it rambles on) some nutter has written some loony blog about it.
    It's called ';Creating a Buzz'. They do this for all scary movies.





    It's perfectly legal, and it's a practice that goes all the way back to when they were marketing ';The Exorcist'; in the 70s, there were magazine and movie articles saying how people who saw the movie got possessed themselves.





    It's BS. We're at an age where you need to take ';public opinion'; with a grain of salt, it's all staged.
    What they said. ^ It's just for publicity. But if that WERE true, I'd go watch it! I like experiencing paranormal things.

    These are my reasons.....?

    I'm not trying to force you to believe. I respect all belifes but I do believe in God. I am not saying i am correct, I know theres a chance I could be wrong and I understand the bible is written by men. But I believe in jesus christ died for our sins. Again, not preaching not trying to force anyone to believe i am allowed to give my input on things. You can call me deulsional, week or stupid. Nothing will change my mind about believing in God. As im sure nothing will change your mind into beleiving. But I think people should relize what each side is. Christians are not bad people, they just believe and have faith. Atheist people are not bad people they just don't believe. I personally think, both sides are obnixous. Yes Some christains are annoying and try to force people to believe. I think both sides of the convosation is caused by the extremeist. By I means, the really weird christains think they will save everyone blah blah...And then the atheist sides are like ';No, your not going to save me.'; I just wanted to point out that not all christains are like that. The normal christains just believe. It's the extremeist on both sides that causes fights. I find there is nothing wrong with people believing God as there is nothing wrong with not believing. It's all in the matter of what fits for you and what you think will work best for you. If being christain, jewish ect...Works for a person Awesome! If it doesn't work for you then, ah well no one is saying you have to follow their footsteps just move on with your lives. Anyways, Just what i think about the whole sutiaotions. People are allowed to have different views of the world. It would be compeltely boring if everyone had the same belifes. There's a chance that everyone can be wrong and everyone can be right. It's a matter of having faith in a religon that will work for you personally. I am a Christain. I do not care if you call me delusional, week, or stupid. You do not know me as a person. But i have enough facts for me to believe in the Christainy Way. Again, Not trying to make you believe and I understand compeltely that it was written by mortal men but I do believe God is here and that Jesus died for me. Not all christains are totally brainwashed...I do understand some of the bible is contradictory in some points no agurements there. Anyways, I can't really post all my reasons why i believe as it will be to long as i will post the links in the sources if your cerious on why i believe. Again, Not forcing you to believe. I respect everyones belifes and i respect where each person stands! Oh, and Obama is not the antichrist there is proof that he is not and the antichrist doesn't rule the world though politcis but he rules the world though religion. Just my asspect on the whole causeing Obama to be the AntiChrist! People need to chill. LoL. Anywas again, not trying to make any believe not forcing my belifes on you i am not here to ';Make new christains'; ect..I am just here stating my oppinon! That is all. Links, i will post if cerious about what makes me believe. :D Alot of pages with alot information so it's perfectly understandable if one doesn't feel like going though all that stuff but those pages is what makes me have faith. is all im saying. Please don't get the impression that i am trying to make you believe or that i'm forcing you or anything to that sort. I just happen to believe. Thats all, lol. I do have some of my own oppinons so i'll post some in here.



    1. The key is every-thing-. God is not a thing; nobody knows who created Him because He has always existed. How? Why? I don't know. I don't have to know why He exists to believe in Him.



    Some would say there's clear-cut proof. For example, do you think it's chance that the Earth is exactly where it needs to be for us to survive? Even one MILE closer OR further from the sun and this planet would be inhabitable. I dunno about you, but I don't think that's? chance.



    I believe in One God. One ultimate Father and source of all life, Spirit and physical universe.



    I believe that one ultimate super conscious Holy and aware Spirit embodied Himself in total purity in the form of Jesus Christ. The body was just a vessel, but what was within that body was God's Spirit in fullness. God the Father poured His Spirit into the body of a man to share and make clear beyond any doubt the nature of Love and Holiness that God is and seeks us to be.

    God in his eternal heavenly abode is much vaster than He was when limited to a physical form, although in reality it is the same Spirit and essence in each form.



    I believe the Bible is very Holy and contains the highest and true wisdom and guidance of God.

    The Bible records God's contact with mankind and is also God's very mind and Spirit in it's wisdom and guidance, recorded through Holy men, prophets and disciples.



    I used to study many paths, including buddhism and theosophy, I used to believe these were likewise similar paths of spiritual wisdom leadThese are my reasons.....?
    What's the question??These are my reasons.....?
    I don't see a question here. What are you looking for from your readers?
    Could you sum it up in a couple of sentences, I've got a short attention span.
    “I used to study many paths, including buddhism and theosophy, I used to believe these were likewise similar paths of spiritual wisdom lead”



    Have you ever considered reality and a judicious application of rational thought?
    Was there an actual question mixed in that word salad?
    i hope you reach one of them, just one
    So, after skimming that poorly-constructed wall of text, I see that you have no actual reasons for believing what you believe. All you've done is state that you believe, repeatedly, even though every concept you've invoked in doing so is incoherent. Cases in point: nonsense words like ';God'; and ';spirit'; and ';eternal heavenly abode.'; Can you define any of those terms? I didn't think so.
    I'm not sure if I believe in him or not. I used to, but now I just don't know. But you are the type of Christian I like. You just have an opinion, and don't hate atheists. My dad is a Christian, but my brothers and I don't believe in god. But whatever, if you want to then that's your choice %26lt;:)
    Most atheist will just reuse some old worn out argument to retort this...

    A little more detail?

    thank you all for the advice on my first question.but let me give you a little more detail.We met in 01 cause i was in a dead end relationship(sorta like now) and she was in a abusive relationship...made to be a servant and raped ...We hooked up and basically told him and her to go fuqq themselves.She had a son who was 6 at the time and has let it be know verbally that he wish I would die so that he could have his family back...Fast forward to 03 and she thought I was cheating on her just because she didnt like the fact I had female friends(mind you we worked the same job ,same hours and all that ) but it turned out she was the one in the wrong cause she sent pics of herself to a guy on the internet(naked) and at first denied it till I showed her and she just broke down and said I wasnt there for her(wtf ever that means)...we did the trial seperation and reconciled ..But now it is a problem for her to cook a hot meal for our kids before 9pm or if she does laundry she ends up having to wash the clothes again cause they have sat in the washer(ya know and get that mildew ,sour smell to them)so in order for my household to have clean clothes I do the laundry every sunday..all day ..Her oldest son washes dishes that have been in the sink all week ..My 7 and 5 year old help out by ';cleaning'; the bathroom..I have to ask her to help out with our house and it is like pulling teeth.Like yesterday i was folding the laundry and she came in from work and was like can you move this stuff so I can sit down and I was like it is your stuff she was like well put it in the room(HER STUFF BUT SHE WANTS ME TOO PUT IN THE ROOM)I just walked away....my brother came over so she decides to go into our bedroom close the door and watch food network(as always) I thought that was rude and called her out on it she said she didnt even realize he was there..Then at 7 I was fixing the kids dinner and get them in the tub and she was like I was gonna cook and I was like when and she was like well you got it back to food network...I asked her what is up and she said and I quote...HERE WE GO AGAIN GUESS YOU WANT SUM OR SHOULD I JUST GET ON MY KNEES....Long story short I slept on the couch.I feel like this marriage is going down the drain and i cant stop it.I did the go out once a week thing...didnt work...try to get her into some kinda counseling but she feels that is putting our business in the streets...my question is how big a part is sex and communication to a relationship and how can I convey this to her?A little more detail?
    Going to counseling is not putting your business on the streets. She probably knows she is wrong here and doesn't want to hear it. You have some major problems brewing, and better get some help ASAP. Sleeping on the couch is not a good thing at all, and it sounds like she has major problems with sex in general from her first marriage. I couldn't imagine living with someone who wasn't willing to work with me. I really hope you can get this worked out.A little more detail?
    Get out of it and take the kids with you. She sounds lazy.

    Posted this earlier, but didn't get much feedback.?

    So this is the beginning from a novel I'm working on. I'm only 16, but I like to write, and I'm looking at it as a major possible career choice. Anways, here it is, and please critque it. Be honest! Also, does anyone know how to break a story into paragraphs? Like when to? and the format for dialogue?



    Forget everything you ever knew about fact and fiction. Believe me, more than half of it all are just lies and nonsense. But I guess I should explain a little. First of all, my name is Alexander Baal Capwell. I was born in Lexington Park, Maryland, and I am sixteen years old. Second, I have abilities. Not your run of the mill, I-can-lick-my-elbow type of abilities. I’m talking about moving stuff with my mind, reading peoples thoughts, even setting things on fire. Crazy right? Wrong. Which brings me to the third explanation. I’m hunted. By whom you might ask? Just old Uncle Sam or the United States of America. I’m sure you think I’m crazy. Hell, I even think I’m crazy sometimes. But it’s all very much true. It all started about three weeks ago.

    “Dude. She totally likes you! You need to ask her out on a date!” my friend Tucker yelped at me while I entered my locker combination. Tucker was always on my case about Alice. It’s not that I didn’t like Alice. Actually, it was quite the contrary. I liked Alice. I liked her a lot. Probably too much. But I hated how Tucker always butted in. Best friend or no, it was still none of his business.

    “I’m not asking her on a date Tucker. I don’t even know whether she likes me or not.” My locker came open with a clang and I pulled my book bag off of my back. I started to load up my bag with next period’s books. Biochemistry. Lovely.

    “She does! I heard her and Rachel in the hallway last period. They were talking about you! Rachel was trying to convince Alice you like her.”

    “No one knows I like her Tuck,” I spat back. This obsession Rachel and Tucker had with hooking Alice and me up was getting old fast.

    “Well it’s not like the whole school doesn’t know,” Tucker muttered under his breath.

    I grumbled unintelligibly as I zipped up my bag. I turned to face Tucker and slung the bag over my shoulder. “Why do you care so much anyways? You’ve always wanted me to ask her out. What’s the big deal?”

    “I just want to see you happy man,” came the response. But it didn’t quite ring true.

    “So let me get this straight. You’ve nagged me about Alice ever since the ninth grade, just to see me ‘happy”? Come on dude. What’s the real reason?”

    Tucker’s dark brown skin reddened a little in embarrassment. He smiled at me sheepishly, and looked down at the ground.

    I was right. My personal well-being had little, if anything to do with Tucker trying to hook Alice and I up. What a jerk. I made my face blank as I waited for him to answer.

    “Okay. You finally caught me Alex,” Tucker said, his eyes still on the floor. “So maybe Rachel and I made a deal not to date until we hooked you and Alice up.”

    Ah. Well that made since. Tuck couldn’t get any until I got some. I barked a laugh. That was just like Tucker. He had jumped when I had blurted out the laugh, but now that he saw that I wasn’t furious beyond all reason, he stood straighter and raised his eyes to meet mine.

    Then we both burst into laughs and I grinned at him. But suddenly a thought struck me.

    “Hey Tuck, when did you make that deal with Rachel? You know I’ve liked Alice since the ninth grade.”

    Tucker, seeing where I was directing the conversation, grinned himself.

    “Don’t worry bro, we made the deal about a week ago. Believe me, I would not wait for sex for three years. Even for you. I have certain needs.” To emphasize his point, he made a hole with his finger and thumb, and stuck another finger in the hole. Classy.

    “Well Tucker for your sake I’ll see what I can do, alright?”

    Tucker shook his head.

    “Alright man. But you need to hurry up. I’m ready for some action!”

    “Sure you are. Lets head to biochemistry! Hurray!”

    At the word biochemistry, Tucker’s smile was wiped right off of his face. I couldn’t help but laugh. Tucker hated biochemistry with a fiery passion. I was actually pretty sure Satan hated God less than Tucker hated Biochemistry, lord of everything biological and chemical.

    “Cheer up Tuck. Only four more weeks of school and then we’re home free,” I said.

    “Well yeah, but four weeks is a long time bro. A really, really, long time.”

    I barked out another laugh.

    We turned down the hall and began the dread-filled walk to biochemistry. I stared blankly at the poster-covered walls. Pieces of paper stapled to the white brick promoting prom, graduation, and other important school events. There was even a poster with vowels on it. I hated this school. We were sixteen, nearly adults, but the school just continued to treat us like we were four. God in heaven, I wanted to burn this place to the ground.

    The school was the average size of a high school, large enough to hold all of the students trapped in side, but small enoughPosted this earlier, but didn't get much feedback.?
    I like it. It's not your average run of the mill type. Really unique type of writing. Kinda as if its talking straight to you. Like in your face type.Posted this earlier, but didn't get much feedback.?
    its kinda good your hook was really great it brought me in

    What do you think about this beginning?

    Here's the beginning from the novel I'm working on. I just want some opinions. Be honest!



    Forget everything you ever knew about fact and fiction. Believe me, more than half of it all are just lies and nonsense. But I guess I should explain a little. First of all, my name is Alexander Baal Capwell. I was born in Lexington Park, Maryland, and I am sixteen years old. Second, I have abilities. Not your run of the mill, I-can-lick-my-elbow type of abilities. I’m talking about moving stuff with my mind, reading peoples thoughts, even setting things on fire. Crazy right? Wrong. Which brings me to the third explanation. I’m hunted. By whom you might ask? Just old Uncle Sam or the United States of America. I’m sure you think I’m crazy. Hell, I even think I’m crazy sometimes. But it’s all very much true. It all started about three weeks ago.

    “Dude. She totally likes you! You need to ask her out on a date!” my friend Tucker yelped at me while I entered my locker combination. Tucker was always on my case about Alice. It’s not that I didn’t like Alice. Actually, it was quite the contrary. I liked Alice. I liked her a lot. Probably too much. But I hated how Tucker always butted in. Best friend or no, it was still none of his business.

    “I’m not asking her on a date Tucker. I don’t even know whether she likes me or not.” My locker came open with a clang and I pulled my book bag off of my back. I started to load up my bag with next period’s books. Biochemistry. Lovely.

    “She does! I heard her and Rachel in the hallway last period. They were talking about you! Rachel was trying to convince Alice you like her.”

    “No one knows I like her Tuck,” I spat back. This obsession Rachel and Tucker had with hooking Alice and me up was getting old fast.

    “Well it’s not like the whole school doesn’t know,” Tucker muttered under his breath.

    I grumbled unintelligibly as I zipped up my bag. I turned to face Tucker and slung the bag over my shoulder. “Why do you care so much anyways? You’ve always wanted me to ask her out. What’s the big deal?”

    “I just want to see you happy man,” came the response. But it didn’t quite ring true.

    “So let me get this straight. You’ve nagged me about Alice ever since the ninth grade, just to see me ‘happy”? Come on dude. What’s the real reason?”

    Tucker’s dark brown skin reddened a little in embarrassment. He smiled at me sheepishly, and looked down at the ground.

    I was right. My personal well-being had little, if anything to do with Tucker trying to hook Alice and I up. What a jerk. I made my face blank as I waited for him to answer.

    “Okay. You finally caught me Alex,” Tucker said, his eyes still on the floor. “So maybe Rachel and I made a deal not to date until we hooked you and Alice up.”

    Ah. Well that made since. Tuck couldn’t get any until I got some. I barked a laugh. That was just like Tucker. He had jumped when I had blurted out the laugh, but now that he saw that I wasn’t furious beyond all reason, he stood straighter and raised his eyes to meet mine.

    Then we both burst into laughs and I grinned at him. But suddenly a thought struck me.

    “Hey Tuck, when did you make that deal with Rachel? You know I’ve liked Alice since the ninth grade.”

    Tucker, seeing where I was directing the conversation, grinned himself.

    “Don’t worry bro, we made the deal about a week ago. Believe me, I would not wait for sex for three years. Even for you. I have certain needs.” To emphasize his point, he made a hole with his finger and thumb, and stuck another finger in the hole. Classy.

    “Well Tucker for your sake I’ll see what I can do, alright?”

    Tucker shook his head.

    “Alright man. But you need to hurry up. I’m ready for some action!”

    “Sure you are. Lets head to biochemistry! Hurray!”

    At the word biochemistry, Tucker’s smile was wiped right off of his face. I couldn’t help but laugh. Tucker hated biochemistry with a fiery passion. I was actually pretty sure Satan hated God less than Tucker hated Biochemistry, lord of everything biological and chemical.

    “Cheer up Tuck. Only four more weeks of school and then we’re home free,” I said.

    “Well yeah, but four weeks is a long time bro. A really, really, long time.”

    I barked out another laugh.

    We turned down the hall and began the dread-filled walk to biochemistry. I stared blankly at the poster-covered walls. Pieces of paper stapled to the white brick promoting prom, graduation, and other important school events. There was even a poster with vowels on it. I hated this school. We were sixteen, nearly adults, but the school just continued to treat us like we were four. God in heaven, I wanted to burn this place to the ground.

    The school was the average size of a high school, large enough to hold all of the students trapped in side, but small enough not to induce a feeling of space and room. In fact, I constantly felt crowded and claustrophobic when I was stuck in the belly of this educational beast.

    We turned the corner at a run in order tWhat do you think about this beginning?
    1. First-person teenage 'superpower' stories have been overdone to death, then zombified, then re-overdone to death. You're writing for a very competitive genre, mon frere, so you had better be writing this different and better then the thousands of other people out there.

    2.Tucker's 'needs'? Uh, ew. It's not even artistic. That's just gross for no reason. Get it together.

    3. There really isn't much to this story right now. Like, for serious. It's mildly interesting, but the dialogue is weak at best, and the detail is juvenile. Kick this up a notch - throw some major plot twists in quickly, otherwise you won't keep your readers past the second page.What do you think about this beginning?
    it is a good base. i like the mystery and question you have set in the readers mind. It should be a good story! the only thing ii found weak was when tucker replied ';okay. you finally caught me alex';. you may want to put more of a hesitation or something there to make it sound more real but feel free to ignore me
    i think it's pretty good. It kept me interested the whole time. I like books-wait like isn't the right word, more like love books with people with special powers. Keep going, please. I'll be looking forward to it being on the bookshelf at my local library in a year or two. So finish, don't keep future fans waiting!



    ~K.T.
    Not bad.

    Not bad at all.

    I really like it.

    I like the way you've introduced it, you know with the forget everything you've been told.

    But the ';My name is Alex..'; Bit doesn't really seem to flow to me.

    I dunno..

    I also really like the metaphors you're using.

    Like ';Satan hated God less than Tucker hated biochemistry..';

    Its really good.

    But there are some places where I think you're trying to put a little too much description in.

    but keep up the good work.

    and good luck.

    (Y)

    :) :)

    I feel deeply depressed about the stuff my boyfriend has done to me!?

    About 2 years ago me and my boyfriend of 6 years then had just had our little girl, well he started staying out at night and started cheating on me, he left me for this girl who was already knocked up by another guy. Well, he never really showed me affection and his family barely talked to me. But all of a sudden when this slut had him leave his family she moved in with him and his mom with her baby, they talked to her more, acknowledged her more and he did more things with her. He talked to her maturely and acted like he was so in love. He always called me still, and told me how much he loved and missed me and how much he hated her and the next day he would be sucking up to her and making it like he never said the things he said to me. He even had me going along with it for two weeks straight and came got me and our child and made me leave my job cause he promised he loved me and was sorry. When we got to his house the girl kept calling and texting and the next day showed up like she was returning some of his things. He went outside in front of me and our daughter and told her i love you more than i wanna see my daughter and when she left he begged and pleaded for her to come get him. When she came he left our daughter crying on the bed and didn't say s*** to me. So the next day his mom took me back home which was an hour and a half away. I put in my mind that i was going to leave him alone. I started ignoring his calls and not letting him come around me. This went on for about 6 months. He popped up at the hospital one day when i was there with my dad in icu and told me he was sorry he did all he did to me and he wanted me back. I took things slowly and waited about 8 more months till i moved back with him. Well everything has been going fine this past year with him not cheating but he doesn't really talk to me and doesn't take me nowhere and i feel he showed me a different side when he was with this girl and i feel so stupid. I don't really feel love. I can't stop thinking bout how he should not have ever talked to her and everytime i think about it i get deeply depressed. I think about how he did her and wondered how he made love to her and it has me feeling more miserable than i was without him. His family still doesn't talk to me as much and i've never did anything wrong. I'm actually a good woman. He's been the only guy i've had sex with and i'm 24 years old. He doesn't think what he did was wrong and i feel like i hate him but i can't be without him. I'm so depressed i sit up crying all night and i even feel like i want to see him hurting as much as i am. I don't know what to do. I need advice please!





    I know it was stupid of me to take him back, but i didn't know it would hurt this much. To the point i just want to scream. Have you ever had a thought run across your mind that made you frown and stomp and just want to scream? The girl was actually not attractive and she was a real slut. She even admitted she really didn't care for him and he was just stupid.I feel deeply depressed about the stuff my boyfriend has done to me!?
    well it seems to me that females love those kind of guys now days, you need to cut the ties, and live your life raise your baby, dont be stupid! find a guy that loves you for you, dont push him awayI feel deeply depressed about the stuff my boyfriend has done to me!?
    Your answer is simple. He has got to go and you have got to move on. See him only for your daughter and deal with him no more then that. You can and will do better. Forget about wanting him to hurt as much as you were hurt just let that hurt go and let him go. The sooner the better. Good luck.
    anyone...i mean ANYONE who treats you like that isnt worth it...do you really wanna live the rest of your life like this? He sounds like a jackass, dont take him back...im sure your a great person..he doesnt deserve you.
    He's not worth the **** he has not only put not only you through but your daughter too. Dump him, forget revenge. He is not worth it. You will find some one better than him. Your only 24 you have your whole life ahead of you. Dont waist it on some jackass who hurt you and your daughter.
    I see where your coming from and it is hard to be alone.Unfortunately you have got back together for all the wrong reasons.Take a long look inside yourself and discover the things you want from life and imagine yourself in your old age.Does this partner fit in with your ideal plans or not.This is as far as you need to think to get your answers.It makes NO difference what went on in the past,it only matters from today.Chewing up days gone by will not change things,it only prevents you moving on.With or without them it is your decision whether or not you will grab life and enjoy it or are you going to carry on in this same vein being miserable.Craig
    I didn't read the whole thing but I can tell you right now the guy is a player. move on and find someone who appreciates you and your daughter.
    Ditch him or have a civil conversation
    from what i have just read i can see that you need to go on with your life and leave him be-hide and fine some one that's truly loves you and take cares of you.this off and on again well not work at all .all i can see is that he's playing you for ever thing he can so don't let him come back to you.there comes a time were you have to think about your baby and you so go on and never think about him again. he's not able to love like he's sub-post to any way he has to many things he like to do and he likes to make you fell that you own him some thing and you don't.if any thing he own you some thing and that is child sub-port.so let him go and fine he's own way out.you have yours.there are some one out there how well love you and your baby.that's the best advice i can give you.your friend fred
    Dump him and Move On
    It appears to me that you have very low self-esteem or you wouldn't be putting up with this guy's crap (and that IS what it is!).



    Time to build a life of your own dear, without this narcissist bringing you down even further.



    Move on....



    I wish you luck!

    Whats the easiest way to get over your ex-gf ?

    ok, I'm really not doin so well atm n i think i need help..Im 19 male from Egypt.. met this girl online whos from England.. n as strange it would sound knowin that weve met online... i fell in love with her.. really bad.. she said she loved me too.. we stayed togetha for almost a year... every single day we get online talk on mic n cam from 8 pm till 4 am.. we had some downs.. but we always managed to get ova them... we started on in feb ... it was ok till jaunuary next year.. i started to feel like theres somethin goin on between her n some one called Tim .. whos obvio in england.. one month later she told me that itll be the best for us to break up.. weve always had like them fights bout were fed up cos we cant see each others n stuff but.. we always managed

    to get back together.. cos i was really in love with her n i thought she really loved me too.. nyway...i gave her one week like so she could change her mind.. but i found her sayin that the best way to get over each other was to date other ppl.. to be fair.. there was this girl in me town that i liked.. but not liked her enough to .. you knw.. get with her n stuff.. especially i was in love with me gf.. that girl from me town was called mona..mona have liked me since forever.. n once i honestly was a lil high n made out with her.. n almost had sex with her too.. but i just dint realise what i was doin until like she started takin off her clothes i just got angry n told her never to talk to me again..even shes been me friend for ages.. i dint know hw to tell me gf bout it.. i was goin to i swear to god but she gave the addy of her friend to me so id check somethin out for her..so i added him .. between the lines he said.. you sure your gfs tellin you everythin ? i was like what you mean.. he said ask her.. i did she went like ok.. i need to tell you somethin .. n went on bout how when we met she wasn really single she was with this dude from morocco ..yer online too %26gt;.%26gt; ... n she had to choose between us lately n shes chosen me.. that was round april..2 months shes been lyin to me n him.. nyway i got angry n told her bout what happened between me n mona.. took us time but we forgave each others n got over it..in august.. we started thinkin bout me movin to england or she movin to egypt.. we both tried out our best but.. we couldn do... in january i found a way for me to move to england.. but then i wont be able to come back to egypt.. cos if i do ill go to jail for runnin away from joinin the military which is clum.. i dont know the word.. but like every male in egypt has to serve the army for one year so he could leave egypt for whatever reason... one year was really too much for me n her to handle.. so i took the risk of leavin egypt for good just to be with her... n like started gettin me documents ready to immegrate..it wasn an easy thing to do.. but it was march n i was still in egypt.. while she got with tim.. fell in love with him..

    .n i just couldn get over her at all... kept beggin her to get back to me.. till it was too much for her to handle.. i thought she would change her mind if she meets me in person.. i told her bout me movin to england really soon.. she said she wouldn meet me if i do move to england n stuff... even shed call the cops if i get nywhere near her.. i couldn care less bout that i told her i was goin... i got a ticket to be there on march 27th.. i told her round 15th march.. but found her tellin me that shes goin over to sleep over at his place on 30th march...i begged her to wait a lil bit n give me time but she wouldnt ..she was virgin btw.. well till march 30 this year.. i went over to england .. went over to the place she used to work at.. n i saw her.. god how beautiful she was.. but that was after her goin over to tims place.. everythin was over.. i said ill turn on a new leaf n start over... but i could never forget her or even not to think bout her for one single day... everytime ive slept with someone i wake up in the mornin hoipin the girl next me to be her.. but it never was.. obvio... its been over months now since ive moved to england.. i cant stop thinkin bout her...n i get so angry when i think bout tim touchin her.. i dont know what to do.. but im this close to end me life.. so please.. whoever read this... just tell me what you think the best for me to do...

    dont say go out with other girls.. cos it wont work.. ive gone out with doezens of girls.. slept with over 26 girls in 4 months .. n its not workn



    ive never gone over n talked to her.. every once in a while i just go n watch her workin at that cafe... i dont wanna talk to her cos i know she wouldn like it.. since she neva told nyone bout me n her..



    please, please nyone... helpWhats the easiest way to get over your ex-gf ?
    aww, I'm sorry things had been tough.



    I think the best thing to do is try to avoid seeing her, it's never easy to get over someone if you keep seeing them around places, so stop going to the cafe, everytime you see her you're just torturing yourself thinking about what might have been. I know other people have said move away but that's not so easy if you have a job as getting another one would be very difficult especially at the moment, but maybe if you don't then moving might help a change of scenery would give you a chance to think and being further away from you'd be less tempted to go to see her at the cafe.



    Stop sleeping with other girls, you're just upsetting yourself more, take some time for yourself sort your own head out and don't feel that you need to rush into other relationships wait until you are better and you feel completely ready.



    How about getting a new hobby, you could take up a sport or do some volunteer work, this will give you something to help distract you from her when you are thinking about your hobby you can't be thinking about her, it may also give you an opportunity to meet new people and make new friends you just moved to a new country to be with her and now that she didn't work out you don't really know anyone so you probably feel a bit alone maybe meeting new people to hang out with will help distract you.



    Hope this has helped some :)





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    I cannot say much about long distance r'ship, so i cannot say much, i know how much it can hurt when you cant speak to or see the one persone you love so much. But i think you should stop going around with these girls as they wont do you any good, i have not dated a single guy or liked a guy since me and my guy broke up, i feel like i could do not do that, if she comes back to you dude you know she loves you, but then again your only 19 you will, you will find better girls in life, possible mona :)



    goodluck sweets ;)
    I would advice you to be patient with yourself cuz its gon take some tym before you get over her, remember the sole reason y you're in england is because you wanted to c her. So the 1 thing i would advice you to do is to move elsewhere if you can, everytime you think that you came there in order to c her its gon keep eating you inside. But most of all tym can fight our battles so try to do some things that dont require you to be around women for a while, (you wont die). Try and accept that she is gone and maybe that will help.
    ouch thats harsh.. just try not to think about her is all i can say sorry..but good luck =) i think youll get over her soon
    Hey man im really sorry about the **** she put you through that sucks big time you stuck your neck on the line and she shut you down in a heartbeat, i understand that you cant get over her and its been months for you which i can sympathize with because you guys talked for so long and got into you moving to her and being with her which is great but the fact that now you find out she was juggling you and some other guy for two months and then got together with this tim guy even after you pleaded with her to give you a chance is ****** up to say the least im a virgin so i have no idea if sleepin with other women can help you at all altough i would think mayb not if you dont have as strong feelings for them as yu did her, i think that you just need some closure with her if you can just catch her after work or somethin and just ask to talk real quick and youll leave her alone afterwards then just ask her why she did it how she felt about you then and how she feels about you now and how she feels bout this tim prick, hopefully youll understand a little better how things went and why then you can hopefully at the least get over her a little bit. and my last bit of advice dont end your life man you seem like a young great guy who just got let down as big as it gets ending your life wont bring any good to the world.