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Operator: “Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?”

Blondie: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”

Operator: “What sort of trouble?”

Blondie: “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”

Operator: “Went away?”

Blondie: “They disappeared.”

Operator: “Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”

Blondie: “Nothing.”

Operator: “Nothing?”

Blondie: “It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.”

Operator: “Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?”

Blondie: “How do I tell?”

Operator: “Can you see the ‘C: prompt’ on the screen?”

Blondie: “What’s a sea-prompt?”

Operator: “Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?”

Blondie: “There isn’t any cursor; I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.”

Operator: “Does your monitor have a power indicator?”

Blondie: “What’s a monitor?”

Operator: “It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?”

Blondie: “I don’t know.”

Operator: “Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?”

Blondie: “Yes, I think so.”

Operator: “Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.”

Blondie: “Yes, it is.”

Operator: “When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?”

Blondie: “No.”

Operator: “Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.”

Blondie: “Okay, here it is.”

Operator: “Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.”

Blondie: “I can’t reach.”

Operator “OK. Well, can you see if it is?”

Blondie: “No.”

Operator: “Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?”

Blondie: “Well, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle—it’s because it’s dark.”

Operator: “Dark?”

Blondie: “Yes—the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.”

Operator: “Well, turn on the office light then.”

Blondie: “I can’t.”

Operator: “No? Why not?”

Blondie: “Because there’s a power failure.”

Operator: “A power …. A power failure? Aha. Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?”

Blondie: “Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.”

Operator: “Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.“

Blondie: “Really? Is it that bad?”

Operator: “Yes, I’m afraid it is.”

Blondie: “Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?”

Operator: “Tell them you’re too stupid to own a computer!”IS THIS FUNNIEST BLONDE JOKE EVER? Give me A STAR if make you giggling?
That's really funny.

Kns you don't have to have power for the phone to work. Unless it is a cordless phone. LOLIS THIS FUNNIEST BLONDE JOKE EVER? Give me A STAR if make you giggling?
lol :) that was awesome :)
sorry but that wasn't that funny...
HAHA not the funniest but it made me laugh:)
Pretty good!!
Ok .... my question is where does this blonde get a phone from and how does she see the phone number if the lights are out?
lol. I got another.



';How do a Blonde's braincells die? They die *alone!'; hahahahah!



~or~



';How do you drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.'; LOL!
totally funny!!!!!!!!! :)
it should be shorter or funnier
lol she got OWNED!!!!
Not the funniest but its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't heard this one before. Ha Ha Ha =)) Good one though!
yeah i guess...it simply too funny...outstanding..thnx for sharing..