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i found this online how many of u think this is hilarious











This is a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for ';Termination without Cause.';


';Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?';


';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.';


';What sort of trouble?';


';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';


';Went away?';


';They disappeared.';


';Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?';


';Nothing.';


';Nothing?';


';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';


';Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?';


';How do I tell?';


';Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?';


';What's a sea-prompt?';


';Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?';


';There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.';


';Does your monitor have a power indicator?';


';What's a monitor?


';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks


like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?';


';I don't know.';


';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?';


';Yes, I think so.';


';Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.';


';Yes, it is.';


';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?';


';No.';


';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';


';Okay, here it is.';


';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';


';I can't reach.';


';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?';


';No.';


';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?';


';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.';


';Dark?';


';Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.';


';Well, turn on the office light then.';


';I can't.';


';No? Why not?';


';Because there's a power failure.';


';A power... A power failure? Aha, okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?';


';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';


';Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';


';Really? Is it that bad?';


';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';


';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?';


';Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.';


Who like this Computer Joke?
That is PRECIOUS !! Had a great laugh. Thanks for the link to the website, too.





That reminds me of a similar call to a power company by a lady who lost power. She calls on her cell phone the power company to find out why other people have power but not her. When the power company operator looks up the woman's address, she replies ';Madam, NOBODY in your neighborhood has power, but crews are out, working on the restoration of power. please be patient.'; The woman gets irate and says ';You're lying. I see lights...now why not mine?'; The operator asks ';Where do you see lights?'; The woman replies ';Well, I see cars driving by, and they all have their lights on...';Who like this Computer Joke?
lol! that is really funny, i know i would get frustrated with a person like that! lol so funny!
Not bad, but with todays knowledge I have this doesnt come much of suprise. I know lot of people are this stupid. They simply dont care not that they wouldnt really have the power to know.
very funny. a friend of mine once phoned up to complain about something (i think it was about an insurance claim) and was told to 'go and have a valium sandwich!'
That's so hilarious!!!!!





too bad that the employee got fired. he sounds pretty smart haha
lol thats funny got me crakin up
wow dude........sounds like a ';you might be a redneck'; joke
very funny
she may be a blond.haha

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