Really funny joke!!!?

(This guy should have been promoted, not fired.)


This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'





Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.


(Now I know why they record these conversations!):





Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'


Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'


Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'


Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words


went away.'


Operator: 'Went away?'


Caller: 'They disappeared'


Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'


Caller: 'Nothing.'


Operator: 'Nothing??'


Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'


Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'


Caller: 'How do I tell?'


Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'


Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'


Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'


Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I


type.'


Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'


Caller: 'What's a monitor?'


Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.


Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'


Caller: 'I don't know.'


Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where


the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'


Caller: 'Yes, I think so..'


Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's


plugged into the wall.


Caller: 'Yes, it is.'


Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that


there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just


one? '


Caller: 'No.'


Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and


find the other cable.'


Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'


Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into


the back of your computer.'


Caller: 'I can't reach.'


Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'


Caller: 'No..'


Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean


way over?'


Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's


because it's dark.'


Operator: 'Dark?'


Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is


coming in from the window.'


Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'


Caller: 'I can't.'


Operator: 'No? Why not?'


Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'


Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it


licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and


packing stuff that your computer came in?'


Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'


Operator: 'Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it


up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to


the store you bought it from.'


Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'


Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'


Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'


Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!Really funny joke!!!?
hehe, sounds like he was tlking to some1 i know- or me tlking to them- i loved it- u earned a starReally funny joke!!!?
tl;dr
I saw this on here a few months ago. It is hilarious.
not that funni...but gave me a chuckle....:D
That's a good one.
lol that was me on the line lol jk jk
:)