Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.?

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ) :











Operator: ';Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?';





Caller: ';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ';





Operator: ';What sort of trouble??';





Caller: ';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';





Operator: ';Went away?';





Caller: ';They disappeared. ';





Operator: ';Hmm So what does your screen look like now?';





Caller: ';Nothing.';





Operator: ';Nothing??';





Caller: ';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';





Operator: ';Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??';





Caller: ';How do I tell?';





Operator: ';Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??';





Caller: ';What's a sea-prompt?';





Operator: ';Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?';





Caller: ';There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.';





Operator: ';Does your monitor have a power indicator??';





Caller: ';What's a monitor?';





Operator: ';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??';





Caller: ';I don't know.';





Operator: ';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??';





Caller: ';Yes, I think so.';





Operator: ';Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.





Caller: ';Yes, it is.';





Operator: ';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??';





Caller: ';No.';





Operator: ';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';





Caller: ';Okay, here it is.';





Operator: ';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';





Caller: ';I can't reach.';





Operator: ';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??';





Caller: ';No.';





Operator: ';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??';





Caller: ';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.';





Operator: ';Dark??';





Caller: ';Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.











Operator: ';Well, turn on the office light then.';





Caller: ';I can't.';





Operator: ';No? Why not??';





Caller: ';Because there's a power failure.';





Operator: ';A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.











Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??';





Caller: ';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';





Operator: ';Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';





Caller: ';Really? Is it that bad?';





Operator: ';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';





Caller: ';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??';





Operator: ';Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!! !';Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.?
Ha ha ha.!!!


Now that is Brilliant, lol.!!!


Bet it's true too, lol.!!!


10/10.!!!


Cheers for a laugh.!!!Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.?
Thanks people.

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Yes - the last Tyrannosaurus Rex remembers this one -
HaHaHa..very funny! have a star...
Lol. I like this one.
lol


very good!!
I'm 21 years old, and have heard that for the last 15 years. It's still funny though...just old.
Absolutely brilliant. I have not heard that one before. Well done for making me laugh first thing Saturday morning. Keep them coming.